What I don’t understand is why every “homeless” person I see looks like a crackhead.

Right before crossing the Benjamin Franklin Bridge — from/to Philadelphia and New Jersey — I probably come across ten of them. They’re always “homeless veterans” or some unfortunate souls who “just lost their job” or they might just be “trying to catch the bus to get home.” Who do they think they’re fooling?!

Sorry for those who truly are homeless, but these posers are getting no money for me to feed their vices.